You can see the damned wire in the video with super Dave and his dog. The man is just a liar, and you by extension are trying to propagate the man's BS.
This was a screen grab from YOUR link BTW blown up 3x for clarity.
The fact that there IS a wire there, negates every other single argument you made above. Its like a magicians sleight of hand, "magic Dave" mentions pocket hoping his cult like following will not see the wire and be focusing on the guy's pocket.